Concrete Trampoline

Razor tampons, ketchup hats, battery acid salad dressing, mud shampoo, barbed baby wipes, tree bark lip balm, aluminum sunscreen, cotton nail clippers, dry ice slippers. Lazer dinner, shit soap, blueberry juice dental floss, tissue paper condoms, cat piss toothpaste, sewage mouthwash, liquid underwear, cinderblock glasses, ass phones, ankle polish, fish gut perfume, pet dander contact lenses. Water cigarettes....flower petal wagons....barbecue sauce napkins..... Nylon tires....silk pliers. Lava paint brushes....stuffed animal coffee cups....elephant windows....insect couches....toe jam nose plugs....keyboard stew....ice cube blankets....rabbit diapers....iphone hairbrushes....vending machine pants....banana peel dentures....rocket fuel yoghurt....mozzarella headphones....dish soap bones. None of those things make any sense....how rediculous if they were true. None of those things could ever be And I could never really be with you. We could try, but we would only ever be As good as a concrete trampoline.